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It’s been a few weeks since Beat dipped its toes into the drug addled, diseased world of our favourite pipe cleaner. At the weekend we saw Amy Winehouse back on stage and from what we can make out back allegedly on just about everything she was on before. 

Looking like she’d been dipped in a vat of St Tropez and then spray painted with a can of Rust Orange car paint from Halfords she gave a shambolic Glasters performance before being flown back by helicopter to hospital. She also managed to elbow a fan in the face, and then go back and punch him for either touching her ‘pushed up to within an inch of her chin’ boobs or daring …

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It’s time to dust off the Grolsch bottle tops, add some rips to your stonewash denim and get ready for some high pitched screaming because Bros might be joining the comeback circuit.

Matt Goss revealed that Bros could soon be making a comeback in an interview with the Press Association at the premiere of Hellboy III, starring twin brother and Bros drummer Luke.

Apparently Matt, Luke and even Craig Logan, have had a chat and think it could be a plan.  He said, "Being in a band is like being a politician, you’ve got to make sure everyone is happy. But Luke, Craig [Logan] and definitely myself - we’re all up for it.”

"If we can make the numbers work and the …

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No readers, Madge and Guy haven’t been spotted at Wimbledon, or on the public tennis courts of Bayswater dusting off their rackets for the obligatory two weeks of summer tennis, no they are getting divorced.

Let’s face it, divorce has been on the cards pretty much from the minute the ink was dry on their marriage license, but now it seems the end is finally nigh for Madge and Guy ‘s seven year marriage as the show biz pair head to the divorce courts.  Talk about itches, but let’s be frank and fair, seven years in celebland is pretty much ruby anniversary equivalent in real life world where Beat lives.

Rumours of the marriage being on the rocks have refused to go …

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Welsh songbird and Dusty Springfield tribute act Duffy was left in tears at the MOJO Honours List Awards last night.  No, it wasn’t another failed attempt by Gavin and Stacey star James Cordon to chat her up it was Bodog’s favourite hell raising punk, the ubiquitous and occasionally snarling Johnny Rotten.

Whether Duffy had been taking full advantage of the free booze at the event is unclear but Duffy thought that hugging Johnny from behind as he was having a backstage chat would be a great idea. Unfortunately Johnny obviously doesn’t take to kindly to being manhandled by attractive blonde singers and promptly broke off the conversation to snarl, “You don’t do that to me.”

Quite, Beat is probably not alone in thinking …

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Aye the lasses can’t seem to get enough of a bad lad, look at Natalie Imbruglia and her new love ex-con American nightclub boss Chris Paciello, who spent seven years behind bars after saying ‘ I do’ to charges of murder and armed robbery in 1993. But the Aussie stunner doesn’t seem to be bothered in the least by his past and said:

"We go out when I’m in LA. He’s sweet and funny, but I don’t want to say any more than that."

It’s probably the total u-turn from ex hubby of five years, Daniel Johns. Never mind Nat maybe you could get new bloke Chris to send a horse’s head over to him if he gets shirty!

But turning a …

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After what seems like a week long search it’s finally been revealed  that Cheryl Tweedy Cole is set to replace Sharon Osbourne as the new X-factor judge / mentor / panto dame. The move comes after the Queen of Darkness, and most self important person on TV, threw her rattle out of the pram and quit the show after failing to secure a gazzilion pound pay rise for doing whatever she was already being overpaid for.

Chezza will join ‘judges ‘;  leprechaun Louis Walsh, the self parody that is Simon Cowell and Dannii Minogue, the not very talented but nonetheless fit sister of Kylie. The geordie Girls Aloud hottie will bag a not to be sniffed at £800,000 in the process, …

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"Heads, shoulders, knees and toes… La la la…Heads, shoulders, knees and toes."

Ah there’s nothing like a good old fashioned sing song, ask Amy Winehouse she should know. Shit must be hitting the fan in truck loads now as the desperate crooner was caught on cam by cheating lowlife scum-bag hubby Blake Fielder-Civil when footage from their 2007 honeymoon bender came to light.

An innocent sing song to the kids nursery rhyme turned into something totally racist when potty-mouth Wino substituted words like "Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips! And deaf and dumb and blind and gay!"

She stretched her eyes into slits and pushed her breasts together - classy bird our Amy. But Amy is rapidly descending into Britney train wreck …

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As if the Osbournes couldn’t make a bit more cash! What with Sharon demanding more money all the time for her role as judge on X-Factor, now jittery hubby Ozzy seems to have learned a bit of business savvy from his missus. But we better be careful what we say here now because the bat-biting rocker might take us to the cleaners like he did the Daily Star newspaper.

But then again we’re not likely to say that Ozzy was responsible for turning the Brit Awards into “Ozzy’s Freak Show.” Ozzy promptly sued and has won "substantial" damages. 59 year-old Oz and wifey Shazza were hosting the awards in characteristic style back in February. But the tabloid claimed that the …

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Now that Mel B has had enough of TV tripe Dancing with the Stars or whatever crap she was fannying around to, she’s decided to re-focus her attempts at a singing career. We’re not being funny but when will ex Spice Girls realise that they are a vocally talentless lot? It’s bad enough Victoria Beckham went on for so long polishing a turd but Mel B get a grip! You’re no good - in fact she’d be better off entering the Big Brother 9 (or Big Bother - as we lovingly refer to it in the Bodog office!)

But the motor mouth thinks that she may have found the secret weapon in serial yo-yo dieter Janet Jackson who she hopes will …

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We can’t have a week without having a quick shufty at Amy Winehouse’s life less ordinary. What’s the 6 stone beehive been up to now? She was sporting a fist-sized hiccy on her neck last week, but it was messing around in the dock the other day at Snaresbrook Crown Court in East London that got tongues wagging.

In fact she got so carried away whilst jailbird hubby Blake Fielder-Civil was awaiting judgement, that the ushers lost their rags with the couple for mouthing at each other for 80 minutes. There was the trademark “I love you” accompanied with a blown kiss, as well as fingering a silver anchor around her neck (yikes).

Amy also got a bit jealous when 26 …

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