Kevin Keegan Summoned To London

It´s interesting to see that some Newcastle fans are declaring Kevin Keegan´s recent comments directed towards owner Mike Ashley as "harmless". I´ve always found that a difficult word to define.
When I was a nipper I remember my younger brother doing a "harmless" poo in the bath but as it floated towards me it may as well have been a torpedo.
Football club owners have notoriously massive egos, that´s why they are football club owners. And Kev publicly airing that Ashley won´t be giving him much dough to spend this summer has clearly prickled the sports retail magnate.
Keegan has been "summoned" in Henry VIII-like fashion to a London summit to explain his comments. Will his head be stuck on a spike on Tower Bridge?
Surely not? Surely King Ashley will promise his general a veritable war chest to unleash hell on their Premiership opponents next season? Surely a club that averages gates of 52,000 a week can break into the top four? Surely that´s a record for the amount of surelys in one paragraph?
Newcastle´s rivals Sunderland have come up with a chant about Keegan. "He´s got silver hair but no silverware."
Ah Kev, check out Bodog's Premier League odds and place your bets.






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