Champions League Liverpool v Arsenal
As the Scousers prepare for their dust up with the Gooners we´re at a loss at Beat HQ as to Harry Kewell´s current role at the Merseyside club.
The languid Aussie hasn´t done a stroke of work for Liverpool since Sinbad turned in his Brookside Close window round.
But he was spotted as the feature on that MTV show "Footballer´s Cribs" the other day.
Judging by the quality of his pad and the contents of his garage it looks like it still pays to be a long term absentee from the first team.
A black 6.5 litre Mustang is his daily runaround, a Hummer for days out with the family, a VW Beetle convertible for the missus and a Porsche Carrera for special occasions completes a very tidy car collection.
There is a theory that you can always gauge the intellectual capacity of a person by the amount of flat television screens they have inside their gaff.
Harry has one in every room. His missus was complaining that she couldn´t see the screen in the kitchen when she was at the stove so Harry got a giant hinge fitted to the back of it so she could swing it round (with a remote control of course). Genius Harry. He may even be watching his club´s Champions League quarter final on it.
He´s got the lot Harry has. Stunning wife (I think she used to be on Emmerdale), cracking lifestyle, dream home, he´s even got the best football chant…
Sung to the tune of Daddy Cool… "Harry, Harry Kewell, Harry, Harry Kewell".
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