Wino Proves That The French Don't Wash (Allegedly)
You have got to be bleeding joking! Well you can imagine our shock when we heard the latest Wino news! It doesn't trouble us so much that she back to the crack or that she's rejoined the self cutting crew. Even her status as a fashion icon - dodgy barnet and dirty-stop-out chic means a line of make-up and clothing!
But the fact that Louis Vuitton are willing to pay Wino a whopping half a million quid to fly over to France to perform at their Paris Fashion Week show! Bagging the gong for Worst Dressed at the NME Awards, hasn't stopped the likes of fashions big-wigs from making her their muse.
Amy's unique style (of crusty chic and recycled make-up) has had designer Karl Lagerfeld gushing all over her (not literally - that would be so wrong) to the extent that he's going to base a clothes line on her. Surely they're getting confused with lines full stop! Or maybe a washing line as a good scrub with coal tar soap could be just what the doctor ordered!
Mind you if what they say about the French is true, then it could explain our Amy's popularity. Here Amy lend us one of those clothes pegs will you love!
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