Watch Out Becks, Loos Is Doing A 'Posh'
Pig botherer and somebody with first-hand experience of handling David 'Goldenballs' Beckham has released a single. The fame hungry, lipstick lesbian, pig fluffer and 'celebrity' Love Island contestant has decided that with her 'fame' on the wane it's about time to subject the world to a truly, really truly, awful pigs dick of a song.
Surprisingly it's actually worse than you'd imagine but Rebecca Loos sticks to what she knows best and it's all about stealing somebody elses boyfriend. OK to be strictly autobiographical it would need to be about stealing married fathers of three but that's not very catchy is it.
Unfortunately the track is only catchy in the same way that MRSA is. Rebecca has somehow managed to come up with a dodgy American accent and crap rap for her little ditty, which also steals Pouty Skeleton Spice's synthesised vocal stylee from 'Out of My Mind'. Well if it's good enough for Posh and Cher….
Lyrically it's not gonna win any Mercury prizes but you can't blame a girl for trying (actually that's bollox, we blame her, the agent, the PR and the fool at the record label that thought it would be a great idea).
One little snippet has Rebecca 'sing': "I saw your fella in a club last night and I have to admit he was looking kinda fly. I could tell by the look in his eye he only had one thing on his mind." Yes Rebecca, probably 'oh look, that's the bird that w***s pigs off and she's got a funny look in her eye, I'm out of here.'
Rebecca Toilet, sorry Loos has released the track under the catchy Phoenix feat. Jah Waggie. Unfortunately we feel that might be wishful thinking as this is one Phoenix that won't be rising majestically from the flames anytime soon.
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