Tom Cruise's Housewarming Bash
Usually when I move into a new flat I can't wait to get some mates round and have a bit of a knees-up, well I'm not on my own because that's exactly what arch Sci-freak Tom Cruise did when he bought his £17.5 million mansion. Except his quests probably didn't piss in the bushes, spill red wine on the sofa and throw up on the stairs. Nay, the well behaved cream of Hollywood society came round for cheese and pineapple on sticks. Talking of sticks Victoria Beckham was obviously the first to pop round.
Well Posh and around 500 movers and shakers including Eva Longoria, J-Lo, Jake Gyllenhaal, Prince, P. Diddy and others descended upon Tom's home. The place has seven bedrooms and ten bathrooms for God's sake. Ah it harks back to episodes of Through the Keyhole with drawling bore Loyd Grossman noseying through the knicker drawer. We wonder what he'd find at TomKat's place.
Here are a few of our favourites:
A life size effigy of L. Ron Hubbard stuffed in the wardrobe
A huge rocket shaped dildo called the Thetan
A monogrammed 'TC' step ladder
Katie's personal Victoria Beckham voo-doo kit
Ah we jest but without proper evidence it would be rude to speculate. Anyhow La-La Land's great and good might behave when under the influence; so long as Posh doesn't overdo it on the carrot sticks and vom everywhere.
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