Posh And Becks To Star In Tom Cruise Porno?
We flippin' hope not!!!
Aw Gawd we had heard that it could happen but now the awful rumours are flying about. Victoria Beckham is allegedly going to star in a Tom Cruise film, for all our sakes we hope this is just a load of twaddle!
We know that Posh can't sing a tune to save her life, her clothing range is a load of old pants - especially as noone is skinny enough to wear the pipe cleaners she calls trews! And she certainly isn't an actress if her performance on hit show Ugly Betty is anything to go by. But for some reason (probably the hope of luring all that lovely Beckham lolly towards the swollen Scientology coffers) is incentive enough for Tom Cruise to sign Posh for his new film Hardy Men (a spoof on the Hardy Boys children's books). She was hand-picked for the role by Tom himself.
And in total charm offensive Cruise layed it on really thick on Posh's 34th birthday by telling her she could design the costumes for the film too. To really pass the sick bucket Tom has even offered David Beckham a cameo role in the film - that won't be a speaking part then we assume.
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