Oh S**t Posh 'n' Becks Are Coming Back!
We are up in arms here at Bodog Towers! We are so distracted that we have even taken chewing our fingernails and pulling out our hair! What you may ask is the reason for this sudden anxiety?
We have heard the terrible news. News that would even scare a hardened crim into a life of spiritual solitude and charitable pursuits. Posh and Becks are coming baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccck!!!! We thought we had got rid of Britain's best export since the Bubonic Plague. No worse than that, dumb and dumber haven't been able to make an impact upon the US of A and are thinking of buying a London pad - for keeps.
They thought they would try and conquer the Hollywood celebrity scene and let Becks play for some terrible football club that noone on the planet has ever head of nor cares two hoots about. He's been plagued with injuries ever since (must be all that sitting on his backside - that famous Beckham foot has probably gone to sleep.)
A source told the Sunday People newspaper: "Victoria loves America. She enjoys the company of Tom and Katie Cruise and other A-list pals.But she is excited about the long-term future and London will play a huge part in that. They have Beckingham Palace in Hertfordshire but she wants to be closer to the hub of London."
Lord preserve us, mind you we reckon David will blossom as soon as he gets his teeth into his training academies, because it doesn't look like playing football is his thing anymore. Just goes to show what unlucky charm Victoria's global gallivanting will do for your football career hey Dave?
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