Mel B Takes Gold Medal In Sex Olympics!
Those Spice Girls are really something else, er actually they're not we just can't think of anything nice to say about them. So it's a good job that the mouthiest of all the Spices, Scary Mel B has something to say. She's been bigging herself up yet again, this time it's all about her sexploits.
No sooner has she got her sprogg issues with Eddie Murphy out of the way, grabbed her hands on her new feller Stefan Belafonte, done the whole Dancing With Stars stuff (see ABC pic) and bagged herself a lingerie contract (Ultimo - if your that bothered!), that big gob (literally - if we believe the hype) reckons she's a dynamo in bed.
She said: "If there was an Olympic sport for anything, I'd win gold for sex. I've always felt sexy. I've never looked in the mirror and moaned about the way I look. I have boobs, a bum and a bit of a lazy eye but I'm comfortable with myself. Me and Stefan have a pretty hot sex life and I admit I look I look quite good in my underwear or bikini."
Modest lass that Mel. It's amazing what a bit of fannying around in your smalls will do for your career. She says that the issues she had with Eddie Murphy over their kid Angel Iris (dodgy name that too) has shaped her into the person she is now (funny that, so that's what they call an agent these days!). The sexy mama, we thought we'd better add that just in case Mel gets upset (it has been known for disgruntled stars to get on the Bodog blower and have a bit of a whinge - that Keira Knightley is a proper nightmare we tell thee!) Anyhow Mel said:
"If life gives you a lemon, make lemonade. I think Americans love a fighter. And I've always been a fighter. Even during the worst times of last year I never gave in."
Ah doesn't it warm your cockles?
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