Madonna To Remake Casablanca
Oh my God what is Madonna like? She is so totally deluded we just don't know where to begin. Perhaps we should get her together with Victoria Beckham and slam both those putty heads for a while. Get a grip ladies we know that you both have ideas above your station when it comes to talent. Posh on the one hand thinks she's a talented singer / fashion designer whilst her Madgesty reckons she's British gentry / an actress.
Oh dear poor Madge she's not only single-handedly wrecked hubby Guy Ritchie's career by starring in his films (no wonder he looks so grumpy) she's got it into her head that she's going to take one of the best loved classics and bastardise it.
Watch out because the Kabbalah-loving yogi fancies her chances in Casablanca as a 50 year-old playing a 20 year-old. That'll work we're sure of it! And she wants to set the story in Iraq, oh good God Madge why don't you just go and save some more orphans - but this time be sure to tell their parents! A source said:
"She is still determined to make it in the movies. She and her representatives have been touting around a project which is a remake of Casablanca. The reception has been lukewarm to say the least. No one can understand why she wants to redo what many people consider the greatest film of all time."
We hang our heads in shame!
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