Lily In The Lav
Since losing the fight with a bottle of peroxide the newly blonde Lily Allen has been out to prove that blondes have more fun. Although her barnet is looking more ginger alley cat than blonde bombshell – quite obviously a home job courtesy of the new Amy Winehouse hair dye range.
Whilst partying at the Teenage Cancer Trust show after party daughter of Keith, Allen was thrown out of the gents after strolling in arm in arm with RazorLight's ego Johnny Borrell and Mighty Boosh star Noel Fielding. The trio roused suspicion as they giggled like school girls crammed into a cubicle. So what could the trio have possibly been up to? A rock and roll ménage a trois? Does it take two extra people to help Noel out of his skinny jeans for a wee? And what was the joke? Lily's disastrous hair do or Noel's Poirot tribute outfit? Or were they just innocently banging up lines of Camden marching powder? Who knows…?
Innocent or not the bouncers didn't like it and the trio was soon given their marching orders from the venue. Lily wasn't going to let the incident ruin her night and took the ejection in good humour and even joked with the burly bouncers that she'd had a sex change. Cheryl will be pleased to hear that Lily really is a chick with a dick. What with Noel's Mangina there was much transgender confusion in that little cubicle.
Jonny Borrell didn't react too kindly to being ejected and was heard shouting; "Don't touch me, just don't touch me!" before stomping off in manner of small child. Still massively suffering from little man syndrome we see.
Lily sloped off to the Groucho Club probably to find daddy slumped in his usual spot by the bar and carried on the party with Gavin and Stacey funny man James Corden. The pair spent the night getting cosy and left together in the wee small hours. It was only a few weeks ago that James suggested they run off to Vegas for a quickie marriage on her much slated BBC 3 "Lily Allen and Friends" show. Watch this space….
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