Lily Allen Creates Carnage At Cannes
If there's a tone she'll certainly lower it, which is exactly what Lily Allen managed to do at this years Cannes Film Festival. Cannes is a classy place historically where the talented beautiful people showcase their work and flog films, until Miss Allen daughter of Keith rocked up that is….
It's one thing falling out of Mahiki but Lily's caning hasn't gone down too well in the Cote d'Azur. Her first fall from grace saw her cavorting topless in the posh French resort of Cap D'Antibes. She recently blamed the stress from her disastrous TV show for her weight gain but this didn't deter her from letting it all hang out in the South of France. The singer said; "I heard I was page 3". Don't worry Keeley your job is very much safe and secure.
Her Keith like bad behavior proved too much for F1 boss Flavio Briatore who kicked the 'Smile' star off his yacht for stripping down to a pair of big blue passion killers and jumping overboard. The stunt didn't go quite as swimmingly as she hoped and the crew had to fish her out of the sea after she'd done her impression of a drowning rat.
The millionaire playboy was said to be less than impressed and ordered her to cover up and suggested she retire. We're hoping he meant retire from making rubbish BBC3 shows and not just for the evening but we doubt we'll be that lucky.
Still it was a successful trip for our Lily. As a result of her caning antics Lily Allen is rumoured to have bagged the lead role in the sequel to Simon Pegg's "How to lose friends and alienate people". So there you have it, the tried and tested method of getting yourself noticed at Cannes is bag yourself a designer frock and be seen at all the right parties and yachts. Or you can strip off, get pissed and fall of a millionaire's yacht. The latter worked for Lily but we can't see it catching on to be honest.
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