K-Fed Spunking Britters' Cash Up A Wall Shocker
The K-Fed v Spears battle is back in full swing with Camp Spears challenging K-Fed's excessive spending habits.
It seems K-Fed hasn't been totally honest about his earnings. He's claiming $800,000 in business expenses for the K-Freeloading empire and under-estimating his earnings by $200,000.
There is also a dispute about the extraordinarily high tips for food and beverages e.g. $1,100.76 tip on a $2,782 bill, $200 tip on a $371.29 bill and a $2000 tip on $365 bill. We'd like a job where K-Fed dines, it seem likes a nice little earner.
His lawyer Mark Kaplan responded with the following baffling statement: "The bottom line is that Mr Federline has stepped up to the plate in a major way. More often than not, he's stood his ground on behalf of what was best for his kids. And that can't be denied. He's been there and has risen to the occasion, time and time again."
Quite how that relates to creative accounting is anyone's guess; we suggest that K-Fed gets a new lawyer as well as a slightly more creative accountant.
The ever so hardworking K-Fed obviously found time to squeeze in a spot of partying in between the "super dad" photo ops and blew $50,489.71 on hotel rooms and refreshments whilst "rising to the occasion" in Vegas over an eight month period. Still, while K-Fed was spending Britters was actually saving her fortune by nicking stuff from sex shops, boutiques and 24 hour garages.
One person (perhaps the only one) not freeloading off big bucks Britney is lil' knocked up sis Jamie Lynn who celebrated her 17th birthday with a shopping trip to Wal-Mart. Ahh, you can take the girl out of the trailer…..
Now we know Britney is prone to a mental spell or two but it seems she's not alone. We're seriously questioning the sanity of designer Christian Audigier who she's designing her own clothes range with. Christian said: "We're talking about working together, designing a line of clothing." We've never had Britney down as being a style icon, that pink wig never did catch on but we're keen to see the range of crotchless knickers, ripped fishnets and straitjackets in her debut collection on a market stall near you soon.
Celebville don't you just love living there! Maybe you can move in on Bodog's Celebrity Specials.
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