Jordan To Represent UK At The 2012 Olympics
As Jordan aka Katie Price celebrates her 30th birthday today. Believe it or not she's now been showing us her breasts, in varying sizes, for 12 years now and what better way to mark the day then reveal your Olympic dreams.
OK it's not the shot putt, that would be silly and it's not some bizarre exhibition sport involving breasts either, god knows what they'll be looking like in 2012 anyway. No, Jordan has dreams of 'competing' in one sport that has Beat scratching its head every four years, Dressage.
Now we're not knocking Dressage per se but let's face it, it is a bit strange. This is what British Dressage Ltd says about it.
"Some people are intimidated by dressage, perceiving it as difficult." We guess that's one way of putting it.
"The cavalry originally developed dressage, which is a French term meaning training, to have the edge in combat."
Quite how a prancing, skipping horse with plaits is going to help in combat we don't know but then again the French don't exactly have a great record in wars. We guess it beats eating them though.
Anyway we digress, back to Jordan. It appears Peter Andre has borrowed the wife's credit card and bought her a rather expensive horsey called Dana. Dana is said to be a "top quality horse" whatever that means.
"Katie loves training and riding her horses but wants to take it a step further, It's her dream to compete in a dressage competition at the Olympics," revealed a source type person to The Sun.
"Dana shows a lot of promise. This horse could take Jordan all the way," adds another source. The thought of a horse taking Jordan all the way has connotations that Beat cannot delve into on this website.
Jordan has 30 acres to ride on at her Surrey home, and recently told The Sun: "I love horses. I started riding when I was seven and have kept horses ever since." Whether that qualifies Katie as a potential Olympiad we'll have to wait and see. Rumours of Keeley Hazell bidding for a place on the Kayaking team are as of yet unconfirmed.
Beat would like to fast forward to 2012 to the dressage competition held in Hyde Park. "Next to ride and representing Great Britain will be Jordan Katie Price Andre riding Dana International." Cue Katie riding side saddle wearing a Union Jack sequined bikini, white cowboy boots and a pink Stetson with her horse dyed pink and covered in glitter.
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