Jessica Alba v Tori Spelling Baby Wars!
Ah celebrities and babies, they're popping up everywhere, like mushrooms after a day's rain.
But what can we say about those virile Tinseltown fungi spermatozoans huh? They're going great guns, what with Ashlee Simpson up stick and the longest gestation on the planet since the elephant courtesy of Brangelina.
But the real currency has to be the baby pic and the trade that is pimping out your kids before they can even talk. Oh yes the domain that was seriously sent stratospheric because of J-Lo and her twins (no, not butt cheek one and butt cheek two).
But as fascinating as this is we did actually have a point to make. What happens to the ugly ones? Apart from nil point in the kerching stakes. Is this is how poor old Tori Spelling is feeling right now? She dropped her load (baby Stella) yesterday at Cedar-Sinai hospital whilst Hollywood fittie Jessica Alba dropped hers (baby Honor Marie ) on Saturday, and there are bound to be comparisons aplenty.
Now what we're trying to say is that Tori is an eccentric looking lass, interesting shall we say and her husband Dean McDermott isn't too far off. Whilst Jess and hubby Cash Warren obviously lucked out in the tottie stakes, meaning said offspring will inherit big wads of cash. Nay it's not like when we were nippers and satisfied with a pic on the back of a bar of Pears soap!
Anyway we watch with unabashed curiosity how the baby bidding war develops. No contest really!
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