Is Wino Possessed?
Will Amy Winehouse suddenly start twisting her head round in all directions and projectile vomiting the green stuff? Will she stick crucifixes where the sun doesn't shine?
Well you never know because Rev Bob Larson says she's probably possessed (with something a bit stronger than drugs and booze) and needs an exorcism. The Rev who preaches at the Spiritual Freedom Church in Denver, is the world's leading exorcist and seeing as he's making a trip to Britain he wants to call on our Amy.
He told the Daily Star Newspaper: "Amy Winehouse is in my opinion possessed. She is obviously suffering from drug addictions and other problems but the likelihood is, that is not all. People are more susceptible to being possessed when they have bruised souls and I think Amy is a classic example."
Larson happens to be making a TV show investigating real life cases, perhaps he wants Wino to be a guinea pig? But he reckons he can save the singer from her self-destructive tendencies: "But when they become completely self-destructive it is contradictory to what they should be doing with their talent. When this happens you have to ask whether it is the devil's work. After all, that is what the devil sets out to do - destroy. A lot of the time people appear utterly ordinary to the outside world but inside they are in living hell."
Sounds about right and we must admit that some of Amy's displays such as snorting vodka and using her face as an ashtray wouldn't go amiss in any gore flick! Come on Rev bring it on! In the meantime if the Rev can't cure her we still think there's a future for Amy in the next George A Romero film.
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