Hillary Clinton Barack Obama Sex Tape?
This side of the pond we couldn't really give a toss whether Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are banging each other never mind racing across the polls! (Actually strike that it would be great if a Hills and Barack sex tape emerged from the annals!) By heck the closest we come to politics is who'll make the tea in the office!
Besides isn't all politics about making the right noises and then when it comes down to doing the deed we see a big bad floppy and the mother of all anti-climaxes? Nay not always pipes up one of our office monkeys! So in the interest of democracy we thought we'd take a look at what the one they call Obama was talking about recently. War, war and more war.
He was at American Israel Political Action Committee or AIPAC talking about that most pertinent of political deal makers - the terrorism threat. Oh and sorting out the Middle East in one fell swoop. It seems that it's the Iranians who have got his goat because they've been getting frisky with those nuclear weapons.
Blimey it's like Team America all over again! Anyway Obe-one got his knickers in a twist about it all, said a few choice words and lapped up the ovations – oh Barack and his heat-seeking viriles, he's just a drama seeking lovey!
Ah what would Margaret Thatcher have said in her day? She would have put her foot down and stopped everyone in their tracks but we digress. So there we go, from Iron Lady to Iran Maiden… Ah sush we couldn't help it - we've been dying to use that one for ages!
To see what our lot are doing in the political arena check out Bodog's Politics Specials, because let's face it, it's all a bit of a show!
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