Guy Ritchie Says Hard Candy Kills!
Guy Ritchie has launched a somewhat amazing attack on one the major menaces of the world, no not Terrorism, not the credit crunch, China in Tibet or flying ants no, he's leading the revolution against the evil menace of Sugar. No relation to Madge's album Hard Candy, which Beat finds easier to avoid than the white stuff, but we're sure it was probably something to do with his sudden turn on all things sweet.
Whilst promoting his new film RocknRolla the mockney Mr Madonna said:"Sugar kills. Think of the calories in sugar. Fat kills more people than anything else. Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths, arguably more than crack cocaine."
Silly us, there we were giving Amy Wino a hard time, while all the time a minor crack addiction and emphysema was really nothing to worry about. Although we don't suggest swapping your Mars Bar for a crack pipe too quickly, although we do feel a few mars bars and possibly a few bags of Tate and Lyle's finest might actually help Amy out a bit.
It looks like working on a RocknRolla where the main character is based on Pete Doherty has finally got to the mockney director.
His opinion on the pipe smoker of the year was also a bit out there, he told Empire Magazine:
"It's either genius marketing or a happy - or unhappy - accident. It's creative self-destruction in the sense that he's doing it creatively." Although, lets not be too quick to judge as there is some truth in his statement; Doherty does always seem to find a creative way to fuck up every opportunity.
As for Mr Ritchie, could the prospect of another box office bomb and a failed marriage be taking its toll? Although, on the latter he did say: "My marriage is fine as far as I'm aware of." How reassuring.
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