Hollywood Actor's Son In Underage Sex Scandal
We're always reading things about wayward youth these days - kids doing things that they shouldn't, beating up grannies, having it off with their school teachers, the usual stuff. And when they're underage the law protects their identities, despite our curiosity we see nothing. So you would think the same would happen when a Hollywood star's 14 year-old son gets caught in the act with a 22 year-old woman.
TMZ.com decided to publish the identity of the mystery actor and his baby-faced son, purely upon the basis that delivering celebrity facts is what they do! It is none other than Billy Bob Thornton's son Willie whose been getting his end away with the unknown girl. And it's only when her ex boyfriend got wind of said nobbings that the whistle was blown and in swooped LAPD like a bunch of sex-crazed harpies. Part of our sick and twisted mind remembers the days with fondness, but our new found maturity means its all waggling fingers and head-shaking.
But we love a bit of scandal and gossip so we only thought this moralistic tale could serve as a warning (or reminder) to the precocious 'yoof' of today. What with Miley Cyrus getting her kit off for Vanity Fair, (filthy mare) just the other day - it would be rude not to strike a balance with boys in trouble.
We can only conclude that there's nothing like going through the son to get to the father. Surely there are much easier ways to snare Billy Bob than that, shake a few vials of blood and a tattooist's needle at him and he's anyone's. We wonder if Angelina Jolie would approve!
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