Coleen McLoughlin's Asda Price-less
It's reassuring to know that while third-world children have worked their fingers to the bone to produce cheap-as-chips clothing for British bargain hunters, there is one Scouse chav that will never be short of a bob or two.
After pocketing a cool £3 million as the face of George – ASDA's clothing line – Coleen McLoughlin has finally been ditched by the supermarket giants. The store's supremos have clearly decided that promoting the range using a dumpy girl who never even enters their shop is maybe the wrong way to go about things, and who can blame them.
A girl who spent her young life thinking that tracksuits were the height of fashion and since her fiancee and Mr Potato Head look-alike, Wayne Rooney, has started making the big bucks it's been designer clothes all the way. It's clearly not the sophisticated look on a budget philosophy that the supermarket is vying for.
Even Wayne himself got a modelling job with ASDA before being classed as a "bad role model" and dumped early doors. Has the marketing world gone mad? Some people say he's as ugly as sin. But, let's be fair, that's being a bit harsh on sin.
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