Blake Fielder-Civil to Sue Amy Winehouse
Blake 'Incarcerated' Fielder-Civil has been plotting to take his crack head wife Amy Winehouse to the cleaners and we're not talking about giving her a long overdue wash and brush-up unfortunately.
After revelations of Wino's infidelity Blake has vowed to rinse the star in the divorce courts and wants a £3 million payout to get rid of him. Seems like money well spent if you ask me. That would give him £250,000 for each month he was married, making him a major contender for the 'gold digger' of the year title.
Although citing infidelity might just fire on his junkie ass as it seems Blakey hasn't been the loyal devoted husband himself. No, he's not been playing bitch for the prison daddy it appears the jail bird has been playing away with a well spoken blonde who he refers toas "Tickles" and "Pony". Quite when, how, where and why this relationship took place we are unsure but it appears the mystery blonde is the polar opposite to the disheveled Amy.
Blake has been busy sharpening the knives and has promised his mistress that "this time next year pony we'll be millionaires". Although by the rate Amy is caning it her alleged £10 million fortune will be reduced to four dog ends, a crack pipe and a mass of flea ridden hair extensions by the time the case reaches the divorce courts. Knowing what we know of Blake though we're sure he'll be out to get whatever he can lay his crack-pipe stained fingers on.
Despite being arrested for assault last month Amy is showing no sign of attempting sobriety. A pal said; "Her benders are getting scarier. We are worried she will end up in prison – or worse." Even fellow caner Mark Ronson has halted work on the new James Bond film theme because she's such a wreck.
Nelson Mandela seems to be the only one holding much hope for the singer and has invited her to sing at his birthday bash. The singer was stunned when she received the call but was unsure if was a hoax or allegedly the last ecstasy tablet messing with her head. An insider said; "It'll be explosive - one big party. Maybe Sir Elton John will duet with Amy like he did with Pete Doherty at Live 8. Whatever happens Amy is sure to be the highlight."
We can only await Nelson's birthday party with bated breath! Bet on more celebrity shenanigans, go on check out Bodog's Celebrity Specials.
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