Amy Winehouse Facing Prison Term
Picture the scene… You're out in your local boozer in Camden having a nice game of pool. Minding your own and some bird with big hair and scabby skin turns up tell you to park your cue where the sun doesn't shine. What do you do, give in? Hell no, you say, "alright luv when I've finished it's all yours," in the most gentlemanly manner you can muster.
She loses her rag worse than your missus after a forgotten anniversary and then proceeds to batter you. No this isn't another episode of Dot Cotton doing one in the Queen Vic, it's that other toothy hag Wino!
All we can say is that the Amy Winehouse rollercoaster is back in town with more thrills than bleeding Alton Towers, talk about bi-polar! It looks like the excitement of signing book deals and signing Bond themes isn't enough. She's been sorting her left hook from her right during a drug-fuelled frenzy.
Here's the bad and the ugly as it happened from a source in Norf Landon. Wino arrived at the boozer all tanked up with mate Babyshambles, Mik Whitnall and lamped Moroccan musician Mustapha el Mounmi after he refused to give her the pool table. Left black and blue he said:
"I feel so angry. She smashed my face hard. I could not hit back - she's a woman." (Although that's debatable.) She then home and was later seen at Bar Tok snogging the face off some mystery man. A source said:
"She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables. Amy screamed, 'I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs'."
But for Amy 'Million Dollar Baby' Winehouse one assault wasn't enough and she had to beat up a guy who she thought was trying to molest her (not likely!) as she got into her cab. He said she was a snarling tigress (he probably meant feral and in need of shots).
If proven guilty Wino will get 6 months jail time and a £2000 fine.
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