Crisis is a strong word, of course, but even old sour chops Alex Ferguson is beginning to worry about the kind of team he can field for Man Utd’s season opener against Newcastle United. Injuries and other problems are mounting. Cristiano Ronaldo we know all about of course – if you’ve been living on the Moon all summer, he may or may not be signing for Real Madrid, but it doesn’t really matter because he’s out until October with an ankle injury anyway.
Then there’s somersaulting winger Nani, suspended, and Olympics-bound Anderson, who are both out. And Wayne Rooney. After a summer of getting married and smoking fags on his honeymoon, Rooney has succumbed to a virus while on a …
