25 minutes. 25 minutes. That’s how long I spent away from watching the morning’s Test match action, and in that time all hell broke loose. England were cruising at 50-odd without loss when I stopped watching, and when I came back? Three wickets down for 80-odd. Strauss – hit wicket. Hit wicket? Isn’t that the kind of thing that only happens in school playgrounds up and down the country? Seemingly not. Vaughan. Out first ball. First ball! A golden duck! And then, Kevin Pietersen, out almost immediately. What a shambles.
This is supposed to be the match that England win to turn the series against South Africa around, but at this rate we’ll be lucky to make it last the full …
