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With Monday seeing the last of Day Ones of the main event at the WSOP, yesterday it was time for the first of the Day Twos. Confused? Don’t worry, so are we.

With the numbers so high, Day2A was created with the surviving players of Day1A and Day1B. Similarly, today’s Day 2B is the total of people from Day1C and Day1D.

Or, if you prefer: 1A + 1B = 2A and 1C + 1D = 2B

Now, if 1A is a complex, irrational, integer squared, how can be we prove that 2B is the prime requirement for a fulfilling life in a Las Vegas dirt-box?

Advanced pupils are also invited to submit answers to the 4-month popularity conundrum where:

X= $ from the sale of …

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The Bodog phone has been going nuts all afternoon and we are proud to bring you exciting news about pocket rocket Amy Winehouse. You’d never believe it, but it has been alleged that the puny 6st 2lb singer is being pursued by boxing promoter Frank Warren. She’s turning into a bit of a knock out as her skill with her right is going into overdrive and could even over shadow her singing career.

She has been at her pugilistic best yet again after decking some bloke (29 year old Wayne Lindsay) in her Camden Town boozer after she thought he had pinched her arse (we are still baffled as to what he could possibly be trying to do but can confirm …

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Who would’ve thought it? Kanye West an angry young man? Surely not, we thought he was as stable as they come, what with his youthful flashes of musical genius and meteoritic rise, alas no! He’s got issues – and was probably one of those kids who would come and kick in your sandcastle at the seaside.

We reckon it’s those dodgy shades playing havoc with his brain - must be like living in a Gnarls Barkley video. Anyhow a brave (and hitherto unsacked) member of his management team has suggested that the singer attend classes to curb his moods. (Aye, he’s having more swings than Max Mosley at one of his kinky sex parties.)

Young Master West has been known to have …

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Doomsday book records that date back to the 12th century tell of a Kent wheat grower who was so tall he had to bend down to make it through the front door of his hobbit-sized thatched-roofed dwelling.

The locals named him Crouch and it has stuck ever since. Apparently his ancestors have been accidentally whacking their heads on players´s tunnels and dug-outs ever since.

One of them, Peter, is off to Portsmouth after Harry Redknapp agreed an 11 million pound deal with Liverpool.

The 6´7" striker is expected to form a gangling front partnership with 6´7" Nigerian Nwankwu Kanu. No Doomsday reference of the African can be found although we have it on very good authority at the Beat that his ancestor was …

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