It brings new meaning to the words sticking one in the back of the net. Aye Cristiano Ronaldo is well versed at doing this and his tactics off the pitch are just as well documented. But it seems that one particular bird may have bagged him, girlfriend Nereida Gallardo or that bit of rough as we like to call her. (Face it she’s not the finest looking filly in the Ronaldo coupling stable).
We reckon that the Man Utd Lothario’s dick may well stay in his pants for the foreseeable future anyway because she’s bleeding well rumoured to be wearing a rock the size of Majorca where she hails from. Onlookers said they spotted the ring on her engagement finger …
