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Sir Alex Ferguson must surely feel like a dog with two dicks right now. He just can’t do any wrong after winning the title race over Wigan Athletic at the weekend, the 2-0 win made it a tenth title win for the club. Now it’s all eyes on the Champions League as Man U square up to Chelsea who could only manage a 1-1 draw to Bolton.

This is obviously a massive morale boost for the squad who will hope to trounce all over Chelsea on May 21st. Fergie said:

"We are bouncing into that final now. If we’d lost the title it would have been different. If this team goes on now and wins the European Cup, it will be my …

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We flippin’ hope not!!!

Aw Gawd we had heard that it could happen but now the awful rumours are flying about. Victoria Beckham is allegedly going to star in a Tom Cruise film, for all our sakes we hope this is just a load of twaddle!

We know that Posh can’t sing a tune to save her life, her clothing range is a load of old pants - especially as noone is skinny enough to wear the pipe cleaners she calls trews! And she certainly isn’t an actress if her performance on hit show Ugly Betty is anything to go by. But for some reason (probably the hope of luring all that lovely Beckham lolly towards the swollen Scientology coffers) is …

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There can´t be many better football chants than this one. Sung to the tune of Robin Hood.

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs running down the wing,

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs running down the wing

Feared by the Blues, loved by the Reds,

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs.

The red half of Manchester have been belting that one out for the thick end of two decades now, lucky buggers. Lucky because any United side with Giggs in it wins silverware, like his manager Sir Alex Ferguson he´s now got 10 Premier League trophies and counting…

How apt he should score the goal that sealed United´s 2008 league title on Sunday.

And for England supporters it´s a case of what could have been. Just think, the Three Lions …

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