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It´s interesting to see that some Newcastle fans are declaring Kevin Keegan´s recent comments directed towards owner Mike Ashley as "harmless". I´ve always found that a difficult word to define.

When I was a nipper I remember my younger brother doing a "harmless" poo in the bath but as it floated towards me it may as well have been a torpedo.

Football club owners have notoriously massive egos, that´s why they are football club owners. And Kev publicly airing that Ashley won´t be giving him much dough to spend this summer has clearly prickled the sports retail magnate.

Keegan has been "summoned" in Henry VIII-like fashion to a London summit to explain his comments. Will his head be stuck on a spike …

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We’ve all said it about old Keira Knightley, how that ridiculous pout gets up our bleeding wick! She’s been slated left, right and centre for posing too much and doing her trout pout special everywhere she goes! But it seems that the self-confessed moody babe has even had enough of it herself.

She says that she doesn’t do it on purpose and that it just happens, apart from the fact that her pout’s as famous as Posh’s, she reckons it’s all down to a nervous disposition. Ah love, here’s what she said:

"I think I was pouty when I was 16 or 17 when (my) first films came out and it’s sort of stuck. I don’t know, maybe I still do …

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No one likes cry baby. But this is exactly what "obnoxious little weed" Harbhajan Singh is becoming. When he’s not whingeing and mouthing off he’s stamping his feet. His last exploit in loss of control on the pitch involved Sree Santh and led to an 11 match ban for the duration of the Indian Premier League (IPL).

But it seems that Singh has seen the light and is remorseful - or bored. As such he has lodged an appeal with the Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI). Which probably went something like this: "Honest Guvs I’ve seen the error of me ways, my slapping days are behind me, I can change - promise. On me Great Aunt Meena’s life. …

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